that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers
i giggled like a schoolgirl
"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."
"I really did not mean to do that."
imagine what ur blog would have on it if u’d had it in 6th grade
fun thing to do with my family: bring up “Into the Wild”. get a chair, sit back, and enjoy the ensuing rant
WHY ARE ALL PARENTS THE SAME
oh god I have no clue???
probably something old
"never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them" — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice